LET’S DO BRUNCH
Fortunately, you can take advantage of F. Romanoff’s special knowledge. Take this course and learn to identify your style and your special friend’s. Don’t risk losing everything over biscuits and lox.
QWIK EXERCISE FOR SINGLES
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The course that would have had to have been invented if it didn’t exist. No-sweat gymwork for singles, for those jam-packed days when you have a big date coming up but still need to go to the gym. Learn to exercise without perspiring, lifting, bending–without moving at all! Remember the game Statues? Your leader is Ms. F.G. Romanoff, certified facilitator of La Methode AeroboLite(tm).
The salad needs of singles are truly unique. Singles are more likely than meal-providers in the nuclear family to neglect this most important component. (Who wants to be nuclear, anyway?) Mr. Romaine F. Romanoff, DFL*, president of Chicago’s own Oak Street Lettuce Shoppe, will lead this ever-popularoso class, Lettuce Tips and You. Even if you can’t tell Romaine from Radiccio, you’ll be sure to enjoy this course. Mr. Romanoff will demonstrate Soaking, Rinsing, Drying (Paper Towels or Cloths? There is a difference), Cooling, and Refrigerating (quite two different kettles of fish!). And the ever-important: Making a Salad pour Toi. That means you! One full discussion on: Is there a lettuce spinner in your future? Individual conferences on this most important but often neglected item in your menu. Upon the successful completion of the course, Mr. Romanoff will present each student with an autographed copy of his book, “Never Leave Out Lettuce!” Mr. Romanoff urges both leafofiles and phobes to attend.
Five nights of fabuloso lecture-discussions by recognized experts in our unique North Side location. Topics:
How to marry your arresting officer.
