The City File
The stock market dropped 1,000 points this morning, after two young women dressed entirely in black were spotted on LaSalle Street pigging out on a Whitman’s Sampler. From Loyola University fine-arts professor Justine Mantor: “The general health of our economy is usually reflected in the popular colors of the time and if all we’re seeing are dark colors…well, you get the idea.” And from Kilwin’s Chocolates: “It’s almost 100 percent predictable....