Hard Buddies
TANGO & CASH With Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russell, and Jack Palance. Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites » The penis, when in the hands of an actor, never amounts to much more than comic relief, even when it is only wielded metaphorically. Though the penile jousting in Tango & Cash is merely verbal, this tale of two boyish cops on the trail of a punitive crime lord is straight out of the junior-high locker room–a $25 million fantasy of male pubescent fear and adolescent power, right down to the tenor of its dialogue and its perverse imagery....