Now that commie student radical war protester Bill Clinton has been elected president, and 12 years of Republican rule will soon be a memory, it’s safe for lefties to be lefty again. That’s easy for those of us pure hearts who kept our ideology sacred and our bank accounts dry. But for others who, um, went in another direction, becoming (just temporarily, right?) neoconservatives, Reagan Democrats, tax gripers, hard-hearted greedy little fascist bastards–for those who . . . strayed, we offer this refresher course, in the form of a quiz.
a. Slang term for the hangout of traders of sesame-seed futures
a. Houston, Texas
a. Nickname for supercilious brokers who move to the midwest after working on Wall Street
a. What you use to get salsedo oil
a. The general manager convinced Ray Nordstrand it’s OK to use contractions in moderation.
