Where do “dust bunnies” (or, depending on size, “dust rhinos”) come from? You know, those tumbleweed sort of things that you accidentally pull out from under your bed when you’re looking for dirty socks. Why do they form? Is it seasonally related? Any relationship to the presence of pets or small children? Can they be prevented? –Mystified in Madison, Wisconsin
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Proud though Cecil is of his contributions to science, he recognizes that he stands on the shoulders of giants. Journalist Penny Ward Moser, for instance. In November of 1986 Ms. Moser squandered eight full pages in Discover magazine on this ridiculous topic, which surely qualifies as some sort of landmark in the history of journalism. Among other things, she persuaded her editors to let her send her dust bunnies out for–honest–laboratory analysis. Her findings were as follows: (1) Dust bunnies consist of any number of things, including pet and human hairs, pillow feathers, insect parts, clothing bits and other fibers, soil, mold spores, meteor dust, pollen, yeast, and God knows what else. (2) They form under your bed because that’s where they find “still air pockets,” where they can grow unmolested. You want to get rid of them, get rid of the air pockets–e.g., plop El Mattress on La Floor.
