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From writer Plys’s gross misrepresentations of Klass’s role at the MUFON conference and his stature in the UFO community, I would have to conclude that Plys is either on the same payroll as is Klass or is just woefully ignorant of the facts of the matter, in which case he/she has no business even wasting our time with all this mumbo jumbo. Upon further reflection, given the fact that Plys attempts to portray the level of the discussion of the Roswell incident in UFOlogy as the equivalent of a professional wrestling match, it would appear as though he/she might be both–an ignorant stooge. In that sense, Plys would have a whole lot in common with her accomplice Klass.
If we can believe the accuracy of anything Plys reports at this point, someone named Spear attending the conference did deign to speak to Klass about crop circles. From what I can gather from the supposed conversation, Spear made a complete ass out of Klass, but Plys practically begs us to support Klass in the matter because Spear was supposedly too “smug.” Worse yet, he was “very east coast.” Oh, my God! And to top it off, assuming we’re still not ready to kill any bastard with the audacity to question our “hero” Klass: “Spear wore a red sweat suit top with the zipper down just enough to let out tufts of curly gray chest hair, red shorts a tad too short for his age, and deck shoes with no socks.” Really disgusting, eh? Plys would have us reject his superior knowledge because of his particular style of dress. This laughable maneuver further proves that Plys is as pathetic, if not more pathetic, than the asshole he/she has most likely been paid to promote to further confuse the confused. Because that’s how the government wants it. After all, it has been covering up and confusing the issue for at least 44 years now.
Bob Archer
